What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

-mwahh

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

What is “AI upscaling” in video game development?

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

If a guy is attracting a bunch of what he believes to be "ugly" women, is he crushing the dating game?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

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“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

Why do Americans and foreigners alike describe the USA as prudish? Why do I see nothing prudish about the USA society? USA feels like one of the loosest countries although Americans claim to be very reserved.

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”